Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

If Sarah Palin had been my mom, my name would have been Geese Whalebone Palin

Go here to find out your name, and then come back here and let me know!

Comments 25

  1. Carole wrote:

    Woods Corps Palin. Oy.

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 4:57 am
  2. Lisa wrote:

    Pump Bust Palin. Holy crap…

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 5:45 am
  3. Miriam wrote:

    Tape Boise Palin. lol!

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 6:19 am
  4. rudeek wrote:

    hey-that’s not fair! I have the same name as Carole. My husband would be Salmon Khaki Palin. I must be unpatriotic. I don’t care for those whacky names much.

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 6:49 am
  5. Stitch-n-Snitch wrote:

    Krinkle Bearcat Palin. LOL!!!!

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 6:57 am
  6. Heather Joins The Ro wrote:

    Cheney Wolfhound Palin!

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 7:53 am
  7. Cheryl S. wrote:

    Chase Rooster Palin

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 9:01 am
  8. Emily wrote:

    Trowel Ogre Palin. Yuck.

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 10:12 am
  9. Lauren wrote:

    Duct Idaho Palin. These are hilarious!

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 10:25 am
  10. Donna wrote:

    Blaster Commando Palin - fits me nicely, no? Very “assertive feminist”.

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 11:45 am
  11. JudithNYC wrote:

    Spoon Archer Palin.

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 6:40 pm
  12. Lori Thayer wrote:

    Halter Grasshopper Palin

    Posted 17 Sep 2008 at 7:05 pm
  13. Marti wrote:

    Speck Backfire Palin - I think “mom” gave me this name because she knew how I’d feel about her when I grew up.

    Posted 18 Sep 2008 at 12:42 am
  14. mittz wrote:

    Rope Hoover Palin (wtf?)

    Posted 18 Sep 2008 at 1:26 am
  15. Vicki wrote:

    Stick Freedom Palin. (Stick THIS!!)

    Posted 18 Sep 2008 at 10:37 am
  16. Laurie wrote:

    Ladel Torque Palin!

    What is the maximum torque for a ladel (Damn, Mom couldn’t even spell ladle correctly!)?

    I’m jealous I didn’t end up with #8 - Trowel Ogre! LMAO!

    Posted 18 Sep 2008 at 1:57 pm
  17. Katherine of it All wrote:

    Chase Rooster Palen.

    BAD ASS.

    Posted 19 Sep 2008 at 3:17 pm
  18. Katherine of it All wrote:

    Damn. I’m jealous of ol’ Spoon Archer.

    Posted 19 Sep 2008 at 3:18 pm
  19. debbie wrote:

    Mullet Troll Palin. I think I’m offended…

    Posted 19 Sep 2008 at 11:56 pm
  20. Susan wrote:

    Stag Tunnel Palin. . . that sort of makes me sound like a sex worker, no?

    Posted 20 Sep 2008 at 4:06 pm
  21. Amanda Murray wrote:

    Steak Leather Palin. Yikes. And I’m a vegetarian!

    Posted 25 Sep 2008 at 4:08 pm
  22. Jacquie wrote:

    Creation Schwarzkopf Palin

    Posted 04 Oct 2008 at 4:48 pm
  23. Alarming Female wrote:

    Ooh, Jacquie–I like that one!

    Posted 04 Oct 2008 at 6:16 pm
  24. Elizabeth wrote:

    Cheney Wolfhound Palin

    Posted 07 Oct 2008 at 6:58 pm
  25. sandy wrote:

    Froth Moonshine Palin here.. :D HEY! Are you still sleeping??
    xos

    Posted 18 Oct 2008 at 6:23 am

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