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		<title>&#8220;Boner of the Day&#8221; has a long reach*</title>
		<link>http://www.alarmingfemale.com/2009/03/27/boner-of-the-day-has-a-long-reach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I woke up to local radio station X96 and the &#8220;Radio From Hell&#8221; program (this is how some of us in SLC survive the cruel joke which living in Utah sometimes is). As is the case every weekday morning, dj Bill Allred read the candidates for Boner of the Day: 1. I Can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle Obama graces the cover of Vogue</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call me shallow, but this still makes me smile.]]></description>
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		<title>SLC Stitch &#8216;n Bitch is a petulant five year old</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[But we love her dearly. Yes, five years ago and thanks to Debbie Stoller I birthed this get together and stepped back to watch her grow. Some of my dearest friends are those I&#8217;ve met through the Salt Lake City Stitch &#8216;n Bitch and I feel very blessed by their friendship. We started a tradition [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scary and rude</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do loves me some Engrish.com]]></description>
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