Category Archives: Rants

I is for ice cream

Dear Breyer’s:
I’ve been a long time advocate of Breyer’s ice cream and refused to buy any other brand for years because you made a superior product with only natural ingredients. I’m very disappointed that you’ve started putting tara gum in your ice creams. I no longer buy Breyer’s ice cream, as I do [...]

April Freakin’ Fool

Current Mood: Annoyed
No, wait—it’s only March 31. It just seems like an April Fool.
Not amused.

Monkey on my back

I’ve knit this ball of yarn several times. First I tried another pattern with 64 stitches, and I couldn’t get it over my heel. See that attempt here. Then I tried that same pattern with 72 stitches. The pooling was awful—see that attempt here.
So then I tried Monkey. This pattern is [...]

Ellen DeGeneres has class

Leave it to Ellen Degeneres to respond to Sally Kern with grace and humor–

The original video has had nearly a million views since it was first posted to YouTube on March 11. Sally Kern is a hateful and dangerous woman, especially in her position as an elected official.
More information here.

Hard drive failure: The good, the bad, and the fugly

Or, “Not how I wanted to spend my Saturday”
THE GOOD

The new hard drive was covered under warranty
Files were backed up to an external hard drive

THE BAD

The last backup was February 23
How well the backup worked remains to be seen
Nothing was retrievable from the original hard drive

THE FUGLY

The images from Open Mic were lost, save for [...]

You would if you loved me

This is one of the smarmiest and most cynical pieces of bullshit ever created to manipulate young women. An age-old ruse packaged in an acoustic guitar ballad crooned by two romantic long-hairs. Ick.

I was dismayed to hear a cover for this song on Friday at the high school where I teach. Three young [...]

Too much?

Sometimes I just can’t resist.

Ah, the Ravelry forums. Good times.
ETA:  here’s the link for the thread, if you’re interested.
I find it amusing that my comment now has agree (29) and disagree (1)

disagree?  with what?

Seraphim put to bed

11/22: Zeneedle’s Seraphim is so beautiful, and knit from the Plum colorway of this same yarn. It’s been my inspiration. Since my Seraphim will be knit with heavier wool on bigger needles it will be nearly blanket sized–cool! Much more stylish than a parka this winter.
If I can only get past this [...]

Sex education, Utah style

Warning: Today’s post includes text directly quoted from A Resource Guide for Parents and Teachers on Teaching Human Sexuality, produced by the Utah State Office of Education. This text reads like a biology textbook, so if you’re offended by that sort of thing, you’ve been warned.
Ladies and gentlemen of Utah–may I present your [...]

I’m definitely not ready for this

IT’S SNOWING.

I can handle snow dusting the tops of the mountains in September, but snow in the city? NOOOoOoOoOoOoooooo!
I was just mentioning to Anne of Wooly Wonka Fibers the other day that Utah’s seasons go something like this:
5.5 months of summer
2 weeks of fall
5.5 months of winter
2 weeks of spring
REPEAT
Yesterday, while lunching with Katherine [...]