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		<title>When making a right turn on a red light, what is the correct sequence of events?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A: Look left, look forward, then accelerate B: Look left, stomp on the accelerator, rear-end the car in front of you who hasn&#8217;t turned yet, you moron. I hate people. Especially when they rear-end my car with their SUVs. I was stopped at a red light. The Pathfinder behind me was stopped, also. I pulled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I is for ice cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 06:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Breyer&#8217;s: I&#8217;ve been a long time advocate of Breyer&#8217;s ice cream and refused to buy any other brand for years because you made a superior product with only natural ingredients. I&#8217;m very disappointed that you&#8217;ve started putting tara gum in your ice creams. I no longer buy Breyer&#8217;s ice cream, as I do not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>April Freakin&#8217; Fool</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, wait&#8212;it&#8217;s only March 31. It just seems like an April Fool. Not amused.]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey on my back</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve knit this ball of yarn several times. First I tried another pattern with 64 stitches, and I couldn&#8217;t get it over my heel. See that attempt here. Then I tried that same pattern with 72 stitches. The pooling was awful&#8212;see that attempt here. So then I tried Monkey. This pattern is the magical one [...]]]></description>
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