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	<title>Alarming Female &#187; Rants</title>
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	<description>not keeping my opinions to myself</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I is for ice cream</title>
		<link>http://www.alarmingfemale.com/2008/05/09/i-is-for-ice-cream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 06:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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Dear Breyer&#8217;s:
I&#8217;ve been a long time advocate of Breyer&#8217;s ice cream and refused to buy any other brand for years because you made a superior product with only natural ingredients.  I&#8217;m very disappointed that you&#8217;ve started putting tara gum in your ice creams.  I no longer buy Breyer&#8217;s ice cream, as I do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>April Freakin&#8217; Fool</title>
		<link>http://www.alarmingfemale.com/2008/03/31/april-freakin-fool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Current Mood: Annoyed
No, wait&#8212;it&#8217;s only March 31.  It just seems like an April Fool.
Not amused.
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		<title>Monkey on my back</title>
		<link>http://www.alarmingfemale.com/2008/03/23/monkey-on-my-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;ve knit this ball of yarn several times.  First I tried another pattern with 64 stitches, and I couldn&#8217;t get it over my heel.  See that attempt here. Then I tried that same pattern with 72 stitches.  The pooling was awful&#8212;see that attempt here.
So then I tried Monkey.  This pattern is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ellen DeGeneres has class</title>
		<link>http://www.alarmingfemale.com/2008/03/18/ellen-degeneres-has-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leave it to Ellen Degeneres to respond to Sally Kern with grace and humor&#8211;
		
		
The original video has had nearly a million views since it was first posted to YouTube on March 11.  Sally Kern is a hateful and dangerous woman, especially in her position as an elected official.
More information here.
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