Category Archives: WTF

J is for “Just who do you think you are, missy?”

I bought a fleece.

Me, a total n00b, who owns no drum carder or even hand cards (yet) bought a 13 freakin’ pound fleece.
It seemed like a good idea at the time (right, Kim?)
The good news: It’s gorgeous, and in good shape (I think, but what do I know?) and washes up beautifully based on [...]

I was confused, but now I’m fine

Current Mood: EmbarrassedSo I was all bragging at S’nB last week about how my sock was a big favorite and had over 100 favs. Woohoo, I’m a rock star—blah, blah, blah. Then I went home and, as a treat to myself, was going to bask in my rock-starness, when what should great me [...]

I learned something new today

and, truly, I’m feeling quite stupid.
So I learned that ssk is exactly the same as k2tog tbl. This just dawned on me today as I was working a lace pattern from the book Omas Strickgeheimnisse and wondering why she never uses ssk and only k2tog tbl and then, DUH.
And I only know this because [...]

April Freakin’ Fool

Current Mood: Annoyed
No, wait—it’s only March 31. It just seems like an April Fool.
Not amused.

Monkey on my back

I’ve knit this ball of yarn several times. First I tried another pattern with 64 stitches, and I couldn’t get it over my heel. See that attempt here. Then I tried that same pattern with 72 stitches. The pooling was awful—see that attempt here.
So then I tried Monkey. This pattern is [...]

Ellen DeGeneres has class

Leave it to Ellen Degeneres to respond to Sally Kern with grace and humor–

The original video has had nearly a million views since it was first posted to YouTube on March 11. Sally Kern is a hateful and dangerous woman, especially in her position as an elected official.
More information here.

Hard drive failure: The good, the bad, and the fugly

Or, “Not how I wanted to spend my Saturday”
THE GOOD

The new hard drive was covered under warranty
Files were backed up to an external hard drive

THE BAD

The last backup was February 23
How well the backup worked remains to be seen
Nothing was retrievable from the original hard drive

THE FUGLY

The images from Open Mic were lost, save for [...]

Let this be a warning unto you*

This “lovely” vest is one of the first things I ever knit, way back in 2002, and as I was knitting I awaited the moment I could wear it with sweet anticipation. Sadly, it went horribly wrong, but I was so inexperienced I kept myself in denial until the very end.
I learned a [...]

You would if you loved me

This is one of the smarmiest and most cynical pieces of bullshit ever created to manipulate young women. An age-old ruse packaged in an acoustic guitar ballad crooned by two romantic long-hairs. Ick.

I was dismayed to hear a cover for this song on Friday at the high school where I teach. Three young [...]

Too much?

Sometimes I just can’t resist.

Ah, the Ravelry forums. Good times.
ETA:  here’s the link for the thread, if you’re interested.
I find it amusing that my comment now has agree (29) and disagree (1)

disagree?  with what?